Is your life not weird enough? Fancy some bite-size art, delivered to your door once a month for the tiny sum of £3? Then join the William Dalton Fan Club!
Members of the Fan Club receive an envelope each month full of art, design, photos, music, laughs and maybe even some food* from William Dalton. The contents of the envelopes will change from month to month, but it’s guaranteed to be interesting! Have a look at what's been sent out before.
Upon subscribing, members of the Fan Club will also receive a special badge (that looks great on pretty much anything) and a signed photograph. In each envelope is a letter from the man himself describing what that month’s package is all about. A William Dalton Fan Club subscription is the perfect idea if you fancy something crazy and cool in your life... but not every day, because that’d be too often... but, like, every month.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "That all sounds surprisingly appealing, but I've forgotten the four main points of this Fan-Club thing." So let’s recap:
Like the sound of that? Damn right you do. Buy yourself a membership below! (the prices include postage)
Envelopes are sent off at the end of the month. Thanks!
PLEASE NOTE CONTENTS OF THE ENVELOPES VARY. THEY MAY INCLUDE POSTERS, BOOKLETS, ZINES, STICKERS, PHOTOS, CASSETTE TAPES, CDS, LEGO, DRAWINGS, LITTLE PAINTINGS, LITTLE SCULPTURES, BREADCRUMBS, GLITTER, AND OTHER ENVELOPES. THE ENVELOPES WILL NEVER INCLUDE SEVERED FINGERS. ENVELOPES ARE SENT OFF AT THE END OF THE MONTH, IE. DECEMBER'S ENVELOPE WILL ARRIVE AT THE START OF JANUARY. IF THE ENVELOPE DOES NOT ARRIVE BEFORE THE 10TH OF THE MONTH, THEN PLEASE EMAIL WD, AS YOU ARE ENTITLED TO A CONSOLATORY CHOCOLATE BAR IN YOUR NEXT ENVELOPE. MEMBERS OF THE FAN CLUB WILL ALSO BE TREATED TO OTHER OCCASSIONAL CORRESPONDANCES INCLUDING CHRISTMAS CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS AND PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL.
* THE FOOD MAY BE RICE CAKES. IT MAY NOT, BUT IT PROBABLY WILL BE RICE CAKES.